Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Most Infectious Disease Ever!!!

TVB Syndrome a.k.a SERIES SYNDROME !!! Details below:

Sign and Symptoms:
1. Watch at least 5 episodes or more of any Series especially TVB's series per day
2. Eat while watching series
3. Insomnia without watching an episode
4. Withdrawal syndrome if not watching any episode in a day
5. All the chatting topics revolving around series
6. Call up friends to check for any updates on latest upcoming series
7. Suddenly becoming an expert of all the online sharing sites such as megaupload, sendspace, file front etc...
8. Forget certain meals or inconsistent meal time because of watching series
9. Neglect works or studies due to series
10. Stuck in front computer looking for forums for direct downloads

Risk Factors:
1. Students who do not club or drink
2. Students who stays in halls or whoever who stay in a place where internet connection is amazingly fast
3. People who understand mandarin or cantonese (beginner level)
4. Single, not attached people
5. Close contact with infected people

Prognosis:
GOOD: Accept the fact of being infected and determine to self treat
POOR: In denial, claimed that this disease is beneficial and able to give you some examples of the benefits. For example: Able to make friends


Management and Treatment:
1. Self control but there is NO DEFINITE TREATMENT YET!!!
2. Crash the laptops!!!


Contagious Level:
Extremely Contagious!!! Be cautious!!!

Prevention:
Get urself occupied with important issues in life!!!!

GUYS@@ GET A LIFE!!!! :-P

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...Sooo hilarious and creative!! Didn't know you can put it THAT way....